My nephew

Is obsessed with animals of all kinds.  Thankfully, his doting grandpa also happens to raise miniature donkeys (because you know, everyone needs another ass...)  He also loves kitties.  And likes to call things "baby."  Probably because his baby brother, Kase, is always referred to as "Baby Kase."  He mainly likes to use it with his brother when he blames something on him.  Favorite line is, "Baby broke it!"  (When "Baby" is 10 feet away but whatever.)

Beau is also obsessed with the cats or "baby kitties" at my grandma's.  Let's just say his touch is not so gentle.  Here he is "holding" (ok, squeezing) a baby kitty.  He pulled it out of the table and said, "Come on baby kitty, come on."

And below, he is quite literally squeezing the piss out of this cat.  (Don't worry PETA, I made him put it down after I took a picture...and saw that it was peeing on him.)  You can always tell when he gets really intense about something because he bites on his tongue.

And then he makes the "baby kitty" eat.  "You eat now. Come on kitty, come on.  Baby, eat. Kay.  Baby eat."

I hate to admit it but I was almost in tears I was laughing so hard at his antics.
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