Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Questions...always questions

Q.We're getting a student teacher?  Oh, is she hot?
A.  I have no idea.

Q. We're getting a student teacher?  Oh, is she a babe?
A.  I have no idea.  Also, who still says babe?

Q. We're getting a student teacher?  Noooooooooooooooo.  I'm going to be mean to her.
A.  You are such a lovely person.

Q.  So if my verbs are late and it's 10% off, what's my grade start at?
A. Uhhh, 100-10 is 90%....(And I just know I looked at him with big incredulous eyes.)

Q. Do you miss my swagger?  (Student is no longer in my class this year.)
A. No, but you wish I missed your swagger, don't you?
Q. Come on, you know I'm your favorite.
A. Uh, okay.  (He then shows me his "swagger" down the hallway.)

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