I'm THAT teacher

That makes one of her most annoying (and obnoxiously disruptive) students sit by his girlfriend in class.  She got moved to his section but she was gone today and he was complaining that it was his assigned seat, next to her.  To which I replied, "Well, perhaps she'll keep you under control."  And then he complained that it would be awkward if they broke up.  I agreed but made no promises to switch him.  I'll try anything at this point.  Oh yeah, and I also think it's funny.